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Police Officer Axed For Putting Naked Pictures Of Himself Online
A firearms officer in London has been removed from his unit after posting naked photographs of himself on the internet.
Pc Malcolm Thomas used the name “funboybobby” to display the pictures on an adult dating site.
The 40-year-old even took photos of himself inside his Metropolitan Police HQ in south London and emailed them to a woman he met on the website.
He also sent a picture of himself posing in his uniform and body armour with his police issue Glock 9mm semi-automatic pistol.
In some photographs the CO19 officer appeared aroused while in another he showed off a tattoo above his bare bottom.
Thomas also boasted about police operations. He used his personal email address to talk about being at the scene when marksmen shot dead lawyer Mark Saunders, 32, last year after he fired a shotgun from his Chelsea flat.
In his online profile, Thomas calls himself “very adventurous” and “very dominant”.
During one chat with a woman called Christina he admitted having sex with a former lover while on duty.
A Met spokeswoman said Thomas had been axed from the CO19 firearms unit immediately after the evidence against him came to light.
She said: “We expect firearms officers to display the highest standards of skill, professionalism and judgement on a daily basis. This case highlights serious concern about the officer’s judgement.”
One source close to CO19 said officers could not lay themselves open to blackmail: “Armed officers keep surveillance on terrorists and serious criminal suspects. It is not appropriate that their most personal details should be open for anyone to view.”
Naked Woman Flees Angry Husband
People were shocked to see a naked woman run down a street in Singapore after her husband allegedly tried to assault her.
Sin Chew Daily reports, the 35-year-old Chinese national was caught off guard while taking bath, when her spouse, who had found her sending text messages to a boyfriend, attacked.
The nude woman then ran out of her house to protect her life from her 36-year-old enraged husband, reports the Star Online.
Thankfully, the passers-by gave newspapers and rubbish bags to help her cover.
Man Provides Photo For His Own Wanted Poster
A British man on the run from police sent a picture of himself to his local paper because he disliked the mugshot they had printed of him as part of a public appeal to track him down.
South Wales Police had issued media with the photo of Matthew Maynard, wanted by officers investigating a house burglary, as part of a crackdown on crime in Swansea.
When it appeared in the South Wales Evening Post, the 23-year-old sent the newspaper a replacement photo of himself standing in front of a police van. They obligingly printed it on the front page.
The police thanked him for helping them in their appeal, saying: “Everyone in Swansea will know what he looks like now.”
Chestnut Gobbles Down 50 Meatballs To Win Top Spot
Joey Chestnut maintained his dominance in the sport of competitive eating — and expanded his palate — by winning the first-ever Martorano’s Masters Meatball Eating Championship in Las Vegas.
Chestnut gobbled 50 meatballs in 10 minutes at the Rio All Suite Hotel & Casino. The 6.25 pounds was a new world record and earned him the first-place prize of $1,500.
Pat “Deep Dish” Bertoletti finished in second place, just one meatball behind Chestnut.
Sonya Thomas, weighing in at 105 pounds, ate 42 meatballs to finish third.
The event was a Major League Eating-sanctioned competition.
Chestnut’s resume also includes hot dog, pizza and chicken wing contests.
Police Dog Bites The Wrong Man
A Eugene, Oregon man fighting a home intruder to defend his mother and young children was bitten by a police dog after officers mistook him for the prowler they had been chasing through the neighborhood.
Tim Crossan told The Register-Guard he broke his hand on the intruder’s face during the fight, just before police burst in and sent the dog after him.
The 39-year-old father of three told the Eugene newspaper the dog bit through his left calf before clamping down on his thigh and then his left buttock.
The intruder, meanwhile, escaped and Crossan said he is upset that police have not offered him an apology for the bites that landed him in the hospital overnight earlier this week.
Eugene Police Chief Pete Kerns on Friday said the incident was “unfortunate” but praised Crossan for defending his home, calling his actions “heroic.”
Champagne Thief Nabbed For 63rd Time
Chicago police said a West Side man who allegedly tried to walk out of a store with three expensive bottles of champagne under his jacket now has 63 arrests under his belt.
Officers said the 70-year-old man was initially charged with misdemeanor retail theft, but the charge was upgraded to a felony after authorities look over his extensive police record, which included 62 prior arrests.
Chicago Police News Affairs Officer Michael Fitzpatrick said the man was arrested after allegedly swiping champagne from a Lake View neighborhood Whole Foods store. Fitzpatrick said the suspect has used at least 50 aliases over the years.
The champagne was valued at $135.
Four Men Nabbed For Naked Car Wash Romp
Four young men who were caught cooling off naked inside a central Queensland car wash have been warned their prank could have had much more serious consequences.
The two 19-year-olds and two 23-year-old men paid $17 for the full service during a night out in Biloela, then stripped off and ran around inside as their girlfriends filmed them.
Police patrolling the area put a stop to the “fun” before the wash hit full-cycle, the Courier Mail reports.
“They were stopped before it went too far. They could have been seriously injured,” said a Queensland Police Service spokeswoman.
She said the men were warned of the danger of high-pressure cleaners and issued with notices to appear in court for public nuisance and wilful exposure.
“A car wash is for washing cars, not people,” said the spokeswoman.
A service station attendant said the high pressure sprayers had the potential to remove skin and “could’ve blown their eyes out of their sockets”.
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Naked Teen Steals Car With 2 Kids Aboard
Two young children escaped injury when a naked teenager stole a car with them inside, Rolette County, N.D., officials said.
Michelle Allery said she had buckled her 4-year-old son and 3-year-old daughter into their car seats Thursday morning in Dunseith and went back to her house to get her baby. She said she came out in “just a matter of minutes” to see the car taking off with the children inside.
Allery said she ran after the car. She said the driver stopped the car and dropped her daughter out the window, then took off. She said the driver pulled over again a few blocks later and put her son on the side of the road.
Sheriff Tony Sims said the 16-year-old drove across the baseball field behind Dunseith High School, through the dugout and crashed into a fence. He was found clinging to the fence.
Sims said charges against the boy include car theft, kidnapping and alcohol consumption. The sheriff said he plans to recommend the case be transferred to adult court.
